party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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