dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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