So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
