new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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