So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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