she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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