I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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