i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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