Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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