it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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