yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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