We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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