Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
