If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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