is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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