dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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