Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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