so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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