You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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