took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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