It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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