have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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