It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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