You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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