Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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