IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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