If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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