Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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Oh Jesus.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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