I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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