Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
its liver damage thursday
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