All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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