I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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