that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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