A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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