Dual....:-)
Quick, to the slutcave!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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