A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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