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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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