Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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