We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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