Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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