East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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