i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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