her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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