i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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