Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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