Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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