is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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