I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
