This girl is more easily done than said...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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