Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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