it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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