his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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