Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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